Dad jokes: watch them, then wear them
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Newest videos
What do all Minecraft trees have?
Square roots
November 2, 2026
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.
November 2, 2026
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
He couldn't control his pupils.
November 2, 2026
National Deviled Egg Day
Deviled eggs.
November 2, 2026
Let’s eat! 365 days
November 2, 2026
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes a parent.
November 2, 2026
Every dad joke, on a shirt
- #1 No eye deerWhat do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer
- #2 Aye mateyWhat did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey
- #3 An investigatorWhat do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator
- #4 A stickWhat do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
- #5 Becomes a parentWhen does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes a parent.
- #6 A gummy bearWhat do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear
- #7 When it's a jarWhen is a door not a door? When it’s a jar.
- #8 Because they lactoseWhy do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.
- #9 ElephinoWhat do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Elephino
- #10 Because they make up everythingWhy can’t you trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- #11 DamWhat did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam
- #12 Outlaws are wantedWhat is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
- #13 Walking, JK rollingHow did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. JK, rolling.
- #14 Really good at itWhy don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.
- #15 Can't c in the darkWhy is “dark” spelled with a “k” and not a “c”? Because you can’t c in the dark
- #16 A condescending con descendingWhat do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
- #17 Nice beltWhat did 0 say to 8? Nice belt.
- #18 A waist of timeWhat do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time...
- #19 Anna One Anna TwoWhat did the drummer name his twin daughters? Anna One... Anna Two
- #20 A can't openerWhat do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener
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