No eye deer: the dad joke
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer
A deer with no eyes? We saw this one coming (well, nobody did). Wear the groan with pride. This is dad joke #1 from GoudaJokes, the cheesiest dad jokes on shirts, mugs and more.
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