A condescending con descending: the dad joke
What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
Fancy wordplay for the smug crook on your staircase. This is dad joke #16 from GoudaJokes, the cheesiest dad jokes on shirts, mugs and more.
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