An investigator: the dad joke
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator
An alligator in a vest is on the case. Elementary, dear gator. This is dad joke #3 from GoudaJokes, the cheesiest dad jokes on shirts, mugs and more.
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