Because they lactose: the dad joke
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
Cows have hooves because they lactose. Cheesy logic we are happy to milk for all it’s worth. This is dad joke #8 from GoudaJokes, the cheesiest dad jokes on shirts, mugs and more.
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