A can't opener: the dad joke
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener
A can opener that doesn’t work is a can’t opener. Open the door to your next groan. This is dad joke #20 from GoudaJokes, the cheesiest dad jokes on shirts, mugs and more.
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