Dad joke blankets
Every dad joke design on blankets. New jokes land at the end.
20 products
Dad joke blankets products
-
Becomes a parent
“When does a joke become a dad joke?” When it becomes a parent.
$39.99 -
Because they lactose
“Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?” Because they lactose.
$39.99 -
Aye matey
“What did the pirate say when he turned 80?” Aye matey
$39.99 -
No eye deer
“What do you call a deer with no eyes?” No eye deer
$39.99 -
An investigator
“What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?” An investigator
$39.99 -
A stick
“What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?” A stick.
$39.99 -
A gummy bear
“What do you call a bear with no teeth?” A gummy bear
$39.99 -
When it's a jar
“When is a door not a door?” When it’s a jar.
$39.99 -
Elephino
“What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?” Elephino
$39.99 -
Because they make up everything
“Why can’t you trust atoms?” Because they make up everything!
$39.99 -
Dam
“What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?” Dam
$39.99 -
Outlaws are wanted
“What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?” Outlaws are wanted.
$39.99 -
Walking, JK rolling
“How did Harry Potter get down the hill?” Walking. JK, rolling.
$39.99 -
Really good at it
“Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?” Because they’re really good at it.
$39.99 -
Can't c in the dark
“Why is “dark” spelled with a “k” and not a “c”?” Because you can’t c in the dark
$39.99 -
A condescending con descending
“What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?” A condescending con descending.
$39.99 -
Nice belt
“What did 0 say to 8?” Nice belt.
$39.99 -
A waist of time
“What do you call a belt made of watches?” A waist of time...
$39.99 -
Anna One Anna Two
“What did the drummer name his twin daughters?” Anna One... Anna Two
$39.99 -
A can't opener
“What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?” A can’t opener
$39.99
No matches. Try clearing a filter.
Checkout is handled securely by our store on Fourthwall. Visit the full store →